The other day I was in our kitchen, talking to my redhead while she prepared supper.
Our dog was laying on the floor at my feet. Our dog is huge. She’s 95 pounds of Golden Retriever–fat from eating too much of our leftovers.
So while my redhead was working at the counter with her back to me I looked down at our dog and saw how huge our dog’s butt was and instantly exclaimed, “Your butt is HUGE!”
Of course, from my redhead’s perspective I was talking to HER. She instantly spun around “What did you say?” I tried to pass it off on the dog, but I had tried that so many times with mystery farts she didn’t believe me.
The most comforatble couch in our home is the one in the living room.
March 30, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Hell hath no fury like a woman’s ass!!
March 30, 2007 at 5:29 pm
I’ll share that with her. On second thought, no, I won’t.
March 30, 2007 at 5:40 pm
‘Baby, does my ass look fat in these jeans’ is the absolute equivalent to ‘Baby, do you wanna continue to enjoy life as you know it?’
March 30, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Make sure you check out the post that will be published here tomorrow at 8am (while I am sound asleep–I pre-posted it) if it doesn’t make you laugh you’re brain dead.
Hey, maybe that could be a disease I could build a blog around–my life dealing with being brain dead? My whole life could be about how no one understands how hard it is to be brain dead and how even my family thinks I’m faking, but I’m not. I’m really brain dead. They won’t even clean up my drool.
And I could self-righteously condemn those who have use of their brains for higher functions like emptying my bedpan and reading to me.
Wiggy, I’m tellin’ ya it would be a winner.
March 30, 2007 at 8:30 pm
hope she forgives you soon
Lady Rose
March 30, 2007 at 9:43 pm
One can pre-post? That’s so fab. I really must learn this blogging business some day. I’m dreadfully drain bamaged. Attempting to fathom RSS nearly made me convulse.
And if you think it would be a winner then I KNOW it’d be a winner. Hell, I’d even ring a bell!
Do it!
March 30, 2007 at 10:13 pm
After you have composed your post and set the categories, click on the “Save nad Continue Editing” button.
Then modify the post status in the right hand column to “Public” and edit the time stamp for the future time you want the post to appear.
Then hit Save and it will publish the post at the time you’ve set for it to appear.
March 31, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Thank you, sir. Me dummy. Seriously.
January 2, 2009 at 5:37 am
Why do women NOT want a big butt? Seriously. Real women have curves. They look better, they feel better, and when it comes down to it, its all about primal instinct. Women with big hips carry babies well. So white women need to stop getting pissed when people say their butt is fatt. They need to accept it, embrace it, and carry on because a big butt is a beautiful thing.